lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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