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I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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