Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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