Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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