Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
