I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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