But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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