i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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