yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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