I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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