...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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