his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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