I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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