is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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