It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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