420 ftw
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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