she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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