so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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