I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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