why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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