you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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