Sry I called you an 8
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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