that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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