She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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