You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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