There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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