marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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