More tranny stories later!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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