Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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