its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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