He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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