You work out of a Hotel?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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