question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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