Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
