I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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