this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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