Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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