what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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