Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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