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Im on beer infinity
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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