She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Randomize
