who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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