I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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