I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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