"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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