Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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