Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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