Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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