thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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