In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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